I am one of Hannah's closest friends, and I created this campaign on her behalf. Having known her since childhood, and as someone who cares, I felt the need to start this campaign due to recent events that have transpired. After Hannah's running injury before Boston, she picked up cycling. Not the most shocking scenario, for those of you who know her proclivity for fitness and endurance sports. But no one anticipated her to love it as much as she did. The good news is: great, she found something to replace running. The bad news? Brace yourselves...she only has one cycling outfit. Luckily, I am told that she washes it after every ride (but I'm not 100% sure). You may be thinking, just what exactly does this even mean? What even is a 'cycling outfit' and also is this hygienic? Unlike running gear, cylicist garb is not only aesthetically pretentious, but it is more functional and consequently more expensive. She is riding the trails of Northern California with holes in her shorts and jersey, and it needs to end now. Long story short: Hannah's current biking outfit looks like a piece of Swiss cheese (see pictures at your own risk), and it is blasphemous.
Beyond being impossibly awkward in appearance, an all-around abomination and an eyesore for passersby and tourists of the area, this also cannot be comfortable. We must help put an end to this madness. For the sake of everyone- let's help Hannah get a new pair of human biking clothes.